Both. We also have a “no booboo’s policy” because everyone wanted to show us their wounds from surgery (and my library is not anywhere near a hospital), and on 2 separate old men would want to show me their wounds on their arms.... then pull on their bandages and leak large pools of blood on my desk. So, No Mo’…

This is a tragedy with a happy ending, but is there any chance I could perhaps join that band of monkeys? I work in a public library and compared to my current coworkers the aspect of living with wild monkeys seems like a step up, and people have already thrown poop at me so I’m over that hurdle already.

So many neck beards!! As far as the eye can see!

Just skip the minivan and go straight to the mid-life crisis sports car. How are you going to pick up ladies in a minivan after the divorce?

This guy is a turd, but come on! If you saw him eat dinner with a woman whom is not his wife you would be running a story about “What is Mike Pence’s relationship with this mystery woman?!” Now that you find out that he won’t eat dinner alone with a woman whom is not his wife you run this story. The guy has 1…

The Emperor wears no clothes!!! Nintendo has been beating this dead horse for 20 years!! Ocarina was the last good one!! Quit buying this shit just bc it shares a name with something you like!

“Declaring Bankruptcy every few years to slough off all responsibilities?” or “By outsourcing everything to China!”

Fox News is probably going to run this story in 5,4,3,2,1...... “The Mooslim Cabal asked for him to come back?”

It turns out that there are no real zombies, and that Rick is just in a coma after he got shot in Season one. Sometimes there are even little details that prove it. Such as Airplanes spotted in the sky. Garbage trucks and Garbage men at the city dump. Cars driving by far off in the background. Rick thinks he is…

Awe man I came here to see “Bitch you got no talent.” but will have to be disappointed with “Break a Leg.”