justathought951
justathought951
justathought951

My strongest reaction was to the sanctimonious whiners in my FB feed complaining about why people are wasting their time on #thedress when ISIS was destroying relics and kidnapping Christians, and [horrible shit that happened last week]. It was fascinating and fun and silly and when there's a ton of horrible shit

Y'all.

I have no tolerance for watching people play video games so dating Ansel Elgort sounds like hell on earth.

Burrito bowls! Save the tortilla calories and get the guac! Mmm.

You don't have to eat the burrito with the umpteen billion calories. You can customize your food there (or pretty much anywhere) to leave off the shit that's really bad for you. But who wants to eat a burrito with no cheese, guac, etc. etc. etc. I say this as a person who made turkey "tacos" the other night. Yes, it

But I do not have my phone on me at all times. Shocking, I know.

If anything, I've become inspired to buy a Fitbit!

I don't understand the point of this article.

I said the exact same thing without realizing so many others had as well haha!

Not really getting that a "Fitbit is bullshit" from the Mother Jones article. I'm interpreting it as your tracking apps on your phone are just as good but trackers offer convenience. Of course none of it is going to work if you don't use it. And marathon runners prob don't need this because they're already active.

It's me. I'm taking this one for the team. The title of Biggest Whore belongs to me and my line in perpetuity. Thus ends all debate forever of who is a bigger whore.

Respectfully

Right Honorable Agent Tremble, Biggest Whore