They're delicious and fashionable when worn??

If you're going to try prayer, might as well sacrifice some virgins* too - cover as many bases as possible.

I don't know if I've just been out of college to long or what, but my immediate reaction to this term was "Ugh, who wants to ruin an opportunity for a good nap with fucking?"

Wow, then you would HATE me. I've let more than a few f-bombs fly in front of my kids, usually in the car (lots of drivers texting in my neck of the woods). It happens. And kids will ALWAYS repeat the one thing you don't want them to. And it is funny. Even though we probably shouldn't laugh, like, right in front…

I'm a grad school TA. Honestly, there have been one or two moments where I thought a student might be flirting, but more likely they just wanted to get into my class next quarter.

I've heard rumors of one or two TAs going down to Undergrad Bone Town, but it just seems so not worth it for several reasons, least of all…

I liked Marquel until watching Bachelor in Paradise when he criticized Michelle Money to her face for her drinking... while he was drinking. The whole thing seemed so condescending, and while it didn't make me really dislike him, his appeal took a hit.

Please...for the love of God,

Bet the payoff's gonna be grand, though.

Never in the history of commenting, has the ability to post an eyeroll gif been more sorely missed.

I, for one, can't WAIT to see this shit performed in drag clubs.

I wear my skinny jeans with Chuck Taylors all the time (is that what you mean by tennis shoes?). I think it's OK... right? Oh crap.

I have had the same problem! But only with very soft leather or suede/suede-like ones that are prone to bunching (short girl with forever slouchy boots here!). I find the best OTK boots are made of pretty thick leather so they keep their shape and wide enough at the top so you can bend your knee, usually with an…

More like SMUGshot, right you guys?

I love skinnies with chucks.

It took me far too long to embrace skinny jeans, since I thought only skinny people could pull them off. But no, every woman can. They can pry my skinny jeans from my cold, dead hands. I'm assuming that since I turned 30 while they were in style, they're the new "mom jeans," meaning I can wear them for the rest of my…

Matthew McConaughey thinks fanny packs are alright, alright, alright! (Did I do the joke right? Is that how it goes?)

I must be the only one who remembers mom taking away a bowl of cheerios and saying, "Run out and play, be back before dark."

It seems, this year, to have a good summer you needed to be in either Ibiza or Capri.

zomg yes Kristin Chenoweth!

Agghh, I know we've had this thread before but the only actresses that could do Dolly justice are Kristin Chenowith or Megan Hilty. END OF STORY!