Nature doesn’t care about being nice. Nature is what it is, and if an elephant wants to give a baby zebra the business, tough shit for the zebra.

“staying fit” “put together” “takes care of themselves” “practices self care” are somehow all dude speak for “no fatties” in dating apps and ads. Only one of them makes any sort of sense to what they actually mean.

Tell them you quit because of the bullshit with the anthem protests (don’t say which side of that debate you stand on) and then use their response to figure out just how racist your friends are.

I’ll respect someone standing up for their beliefs right up to the point where their belief is that an entire group of people that can’t change who they are is somehow less. “I don’t hate gays, I just don’t think they should get married and I won’t play soccer while wearing a jersey that celebrates them as people” is…

This is a form of sexual harassment and, in this scenario of an adult man verbally detailing specific sex acts to a minor, is a known grooming technique utilised by pedophiles. The intention is abusive, and sexual abuse doesn’t have to be physical to qualify.

You realize that you are mansplaining women’s choices, right? Like here, “my sister,” let me tell you what I know to be best for you and that I know your true worth? You’re concern-trolling essentially all adult women. Fun fact: not all women put on make-up for other people. Some women are happy with their time…

For me, a real scientist/engineer will *NEVER* care about painting their face like a clown to conform to ridiculous societal conventions; firstly, just because of the sheer amount of time such preparations require. And that goes for men and women.

Just want to send some love to all the people who never had a mother figure, are missing someone, who’s mothers aren’t good to them or make the mother-child relationship difficult. In some ways I’m close to mine, and in others I continue to be hurt by her. Mother’s Day is a really shitty holiday for a lot of people,…

Defending shitty people doesn’t mean she’s a shitty person. Every rapist and murderer that gets to court has (at least theoretically) a lawyer, well versed in the law, to represent them to ensure appropriate weight is given to the circumstances and any mitigating factors that should be considered. Even horrible humans…

Even better was Teel’s excuse about the whole thing. He has not one, not two, but five sisters. So he totally gets it.

I agree that it is intended as a genteel stand-in for motherfuckin’, and that there would have been no controversy had he, say, vociferously disagreed with a ref by saying “just one cotton-pickin’ minute,” a la Yosemite Sam.

The learning.

“Staying out of politics” is also now just an unspeakable luxury affordable only by rich white men.

A chubby guy who likes to stir up controversy with bombast, a dismissive attitude towards neighboring countries and seemingly fantastical accusations of unfairness is exactly the guy you’d expect to Make América Great Again.

where do u pack the unbearable emotional weight of existence like is there a dry/stuff sack for that?

I dunno, I kind of think we’d be better off as a society if we didn’t use length of time as the main metric for judging the success of a relationship.

Thanks for clarifying what you’re saying. I see what you’re getting at.

I meant to watch this whole trailer but as soon as I heard ENYA I got really side tracked by remembering Enya.

Remember when Republicans didn’t take offense when you said something negative about nazis? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

You can’t address the cultural problems in the military when an entire country indiscriminately hero-worships them just for signing up.