But do I send my neighbor a passive-aggressive note telling them to movetheir CR-V? No way! I just shoot them dirty looks and occasionally leave advertisements in their mailbox for the Mazda CX-5.

I always drive with my ass.

What if my car doesn’t even have a aux jack, I guess I have to stick with the cassette adapter.

What if my car doesn’t even have a aux jack, I guess I have to stick with the cassette adapter.

So what they need to do is release a manual v6 with optional 4x4 that is a little smoother shifting and then it would make sense.

I’d bring the same car I drove in high school

Randomly pull the handbrake when I’m driving on public roads, wish I was kidding, he would do it repeatedly when he was in the car.

RAMP CHECK RIGHT!

it's funny my 01 lost weight by rusting away its fenders.

10/10 would watch

But thankfully, no, no it isn’t. Actually, NHTSA has begun considering an official investigation into lighting issues on 518,000 Crown Vics and Grand Marquis. Apparently, the lights might fail or break, which is bad. Ford has extended the warranty on these cars for repairs if something does go wrong.

Holy front end lift!

My promise to you: Kinja Deals will be an April Fools safe zone today. I detest this holiday.

My promise to you: Kinja Deals will be an April Fools safe zone today. I detest this holiday.

The BBC is a broad church

The infotainment tablet screen only makes sense if your going to take advantage of it and make the dash so beautifully minimalist.

Nice Grand Marquis

And so a hoarder was born.

Why?

This is why I keep spare blades in my trunk