In a few decades the doctors will sell their cheek fat back to them. 

In an ironic way, that whole family gradually turned into a Jerry Springer episode over the last 40 years.

Maybe she just wanted to...idk...host a private holiday party with her friends.

This is all true, but it doesn’t change the reality that these nurses did not remotely consider the absolutely terrible fucking optics of maternity nurses publicly clowning patients for how they behave in these incredibly important and vulnerable moments. It’s especially galling to people who did have bad experiences,…

I know a lot doctors, nurses, and EMTs, and I can say with complete certainty that healthcare is no different from any other service industry that interacts with the general public on a daily basis, in that it’s not remotely weird for service providers to talk shit about the customers (i.e.,…

Everyday is Festivus for these two.

There is get rich quick, except it requires a combination of circumstance and already being rich. Put another way, getting rich is, as a rule, not for poor people.

The second Addams Family movie climaxes with Wednesday literally incinerating the Thanksgiving myth of New England colonists and Native Americans breaking bread and living in harmony. This show, which is even more specifically about the same character, invents a brand-new historical fantasy involving New England…

When I saw the trailer I was immediately excited about, and then gravely disappointed that she’s only briefly seen attending a normal high school before getting shipped off to Nevermore. I’d have much rather seen a series about Wednesday in the setting of a regular high school. Plus they could’ve had some fun with the…

TSA doesn’t prevent hijackings. 9/11 prevents hijackings. They only work when the hostages believe their best chance for survival is to remain in their seats. Nobody will ever sit in their seat and wait to see what happens ever again. That’s why there hasn’t been a hijacking since.

I bet a large amount of celebs are, in fact, closeted Republicans.

“Perry, who practically went on tour with Hillary Clinton in 2016"

That IS America’s ass.

Dr. Oz was piece of human garbage long before he decided to run for office. The Behind the Bastards podcast episode dedicated to Oz is amazing, and complete.

I mean, he’s objectively a quack. I don’t know anyone who’s blaming Oprah directly for his decision to run, but she gave him a massive, legitimized platform and has never, not once, spoken publicly about how that was a mistake. I know it’s bad form to speak out, unprompted, against a friend or former friend, but he…

Yes, sure, of course. I am not sure if you have ever done IVF but it is not just the quality of the eggs that determine “success”. Uterine health, sperm quality, other fertility problems etc are couple of other factors. There is also the chance that either the frozen eggs or embryos won’t survive thawing. Just an…

I understand where you’re coming from, and I think you have your priorities straight! You’ve been making the right decisions for you, and that is ultimately the key to creating a successful foundation as a parent, should that be your path. When I was 35, I was not in a relationship and I knew I eventually wanted to be…

Even IVF with frozen embryos doesn’t mean absolute success.

my grandmother had my father when she was 54, she was an average person.

Mom for the first time at 38 here, and this is true. However (my husband and I talk about this a lot) even though we no longer have the physical energy/resilience to do the job as well, there’s a massive payoff in patience and maturity, which are at least equally important in having a kid. 20 year-old me was an…