Totally agree, I always say “if you don’t want guys to smack your ass at 9 AM, don’t become a waitress”

It might not be unpopular, but it is stupid.

You are correct - this is an incredibly unpopular opinion.

The future you’re helping to build by reenforcing this ethic is a fucking nightmare and I want no part of it.

1. Fuck you

Bullshit.

I don’t know if I’m the first, but…

When will the Conservative war on Christmas end?

I’ve been that person who has had to clean up poop from the walls in a public restroom that somebody left behind. I hope your boyfriend understands how fucking terrible and disgusting it is.

OMG WTF??? He didn’t clean the wall? I am dry heaving.

first thought...

Be Aggressive. B-E-Aggressive.

$100 does not make up for the fact we’re talking about somebody who cares enough about golf to actually heckle.

It’s moments like this where I really wish I loved John Legend’s music, at least I have his amazing tweets.

why are he and chrissy my faves? oh because they say amazing things.

Too right—the makers of Skittles are more restrained and statesmanlike than one of the two presidential candidates. Terrifying.