And here I’ve been calling it “Bex-ar” or “Bex-er” my whole life like a chump.

The fact that you have to spell it wrong in your “GIF/JIF” comparisons means that it’s obviously pronounced Gif

Do you mean Jizmodo?

makes me wonder what’s really going on a gizmodo

Unless you pronounce GUI as JEWWY, get the fuck outta here with your JIF nonsense.

Solution: develop a body tattoo that changes colors when sufficient brain damage or oxygen deprivation has been achieved.

Seriously? What millennial do they have googling state outlines?

As a child I thought the ‘Skins actually were in Washington state. This was confusing since so many people in Virginia and South Carolina were fans, but there are also plenty of Cowboys and Steelers fans in those areas so why not?

The Washington plate isn’t as embarrassing as the Patriots plate.

The NFL is blaming the error on the Indian they paid to design it.

But there are no witty christian jokes other than, well, the whole christian thing.

quick, someone get this guy a safe space

I was half-expecting (hoping?) to click the link and read a four-word article:

Trust the Process(ed Food)

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

.... Someone not giving a handshake to your satisfaction is not a reason to give them unwanted, unprofessional physical contact based solely on their gender.

Men?

I cut out my inlaws post-election and told them they no longer get to see their grandchild. My daughter is thrilled, I’m more relaxed and my wife is happy we don’t have to medicate to go visit them for Christmas. I told them I’d be monitoring their Facebook and we’d re-visit in 6 months. They basically shit a brick…

I don’t see his actual medical records posted here in this publication I’m reading. Try again.