As far as curses go, that’s a pretty work-appropriate one.

Normally, Meghan has impeccable taste. Reese’s Pieces, however, are VILE.

AHHHHHH, NOOOOOOO! I would die of shock and horror and they would find me naked with silvery white hair because all the pigment was shocked right out of me!

BITCH DID YOU CROCHET AN ENTIRE GIANT POPCORN COSTUME?!?!?!?!?!?

I’m an old, uncivilized man, but I can tell you that these are all wrong answers. The only answer is Capri Blue Volcano from Anthropology. Sugared limes and lemons. It’s heaven in a jar.

I’m an old, uncivilized man, but I can tell you that these are all wrong answers. The only answer is Capri Blue…

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.

Silence! You’re obviously still thinking about it and emotional about it. But you never think about Avatar!

Is this the “I don’t like it cause it’s cool to not like things that are popular” thing? Cause that’s the only explanation for your comment.

That’s ridicous? It was perfectly plotted through out.

I really hope this foretells the return of Fat Pratt, the hottest of all possible versions of Chris Pratt, imo.

He is seriously the sweetest! I love his character so much. What I really want in season 2 is more Dustin and Luke. They are my faves. (And more Steve, because he’s an idiot and 80's as fuck).

Me

Forget it, Drew. It’s Murphytown.

According to Playbill, these shiny new faces belong to Taylor Louderman who will be playing Queen Bee Regina George, Ashley Park as Pop-Tart heiress Gretchen Weiners, and Kate Rockwell as the delightfully out of touch Karen Smith.

that’s why I only drink glass bottled water that traveled half way around the world by boat from Italy.

That is not a head hair. 😫

Meh. That ship has sailed. I grew up swimming at the Jersey Shore in the 1970s— I’m already non-biodegradable.

Thirty years together. I want us to be one of those old couples who makes their diamond anniversary. All shriveled and lumpy and still in love.

You sound exactly like you just finished Women’s Studies 101.

The kids a lost cause. Give it to him.