Speaking of pop music, what do you think of Selena Gomez’s new single “Bad Liar”? I am LOVING it!!

SHE DIDN’T SAY SHE WAS THE FIRST. THAT IS WHY THIS BLOG POST WAS WRITTEN.

He would and he was excellent as Mayor of Pawnee. So he has political experience.

I feel you. I once met Jim O’Heir (Aka Larry, Gary, Jerry, Terry, Barry) from Parks & Rec and about had a god damn panic attack and I had to do a shot before I could even approach him. lol Sweetest guy ever.

I love my dead gay son.

Well it’s clearly not ‘say yes to the bra.’

1) She is my absolute SNL favorite (I mean, lotsa talent, but if I HAD to pick, like at knifepoint)

I love Aidy. I wish she’d get a fraction of Kate McKinnon’s publicity because she’s also an MVP on SNL. She doesn’t have to do much to make me lol.

I’m living a similar story! went on a hilariously awful Bumble date (dude actually got up and walked out of the bar 20 minutes in because I didn’t make him feel interesting enough. his exact words.)

I would really like a _My Super Sweet 16: Where are they now?_ with all the original spoiled brats.

Co-sign on all of this. FaceTime is evil. My wife will answer FaceTime from my mother-in-law, ostentisbly to talk with our kids. But, like, hey if I’m washing dishes in the kitchen in my underwear, I DIDN’T SIGN UP TO BE ON CAMERA. I just want to watch Knight Rider reruns with my balls hanging out.

I like to take a headband and tuck a q-tip into it and pretend I’m wearing a headset microphone like Britney at the VMAs

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Yo, You telling me this dude gets off on having Dick Wolf tattooed on his lower back?

Hear! Hear! More about the Merchant of Venom and less about Barry Paddlefeet.

holy crap, are your feet square?

Show us the feet sweetie.

Why is everything so far away? I shouldn’t have watched season 3 of Grace and Frankie in one sitting.

I fully paid off my student loan. I had $17,500 left, had made some good investments in the stock market and said ‘screw it’, sold the stock and used most of it to finally pay down the loan.

Thanks for the trigger warning since all of my grandparents are DEAD