How many male American sports stars are called a bad parent for being on the road for most of the year at games and practice and training? They don’t deserve criticism because they can tackle other grown men and throw a ball really far.

This is great because either you are an excellent troll or you really believe the shit you are writing.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha... Aaah. Ha. Whew thank you. After a day of wrangling a tiny person, I needed that comedic relief. I guarantee the only people excited about you “imparting your wisdom and knowledge” on your imaginary kids is you and me. You because you think it’s gonna happen like that, and me because I know…

Did you understand what it would be like to date women before you hit puberty? Parenting is like that, except you get less choice of what your kids will be like. You know nothing about what your experience will be until you’re in the middle of it. I’ve known smart capable engineers, teachers, scientists and doctors…

I’m not going to rebut each of your dumb bullet points one by one because who cares. Best of luck to you. Hope life never throws a flaming shitball right in the middle of your perfectly budgeted life.

Haha I’m guessing you know EXACTLY who will be taking care of your kids when you have then and that is your wife. So gtfo with your terrible talking points.

I mean, call us back when you actually have kids and are forced to make these decisions in real life instead of judging millions of parents from your comfy spot on the sidelines.

Also, the person she “left” her child with was that child’s other parent. If it was a succession of hired nannies I might be willing to entertain some speculation (although being raised primarily by paid help has worked well enough for enough people for long enough that I’m not even really ready to raise an eyebrow)…

Try explaining an 8 year gap on your resume caused by raising the child you birthed out the vagine. I’m convinced that I’d have an easier time finding work as a paroled felon. Advanced degrees and an awesome resume? Too bad you shat out a bebe, honey. You’ll never work in this town again!

All of their columnists can go eat a bag of dicks weiners.

And this right here is what pisses me the fuck off about our parenting culture in America. Parents (well, mostly mothers) are expected to be able to fill every single need for their children single-handedly. A parent is expected to be a caretaker, teacher, cook, laundress, cleaner, food source, and crafter-in-chief.…

My brother’s cottage has an outhouse facing the lake, and no one ever closes the door, because the view is so lovely.

You're welcome. I like the screen name. My grandma used to shout that at me a lot. Not Italian.

“How dare she create opportunities for herself? How dare she want more than what’s been institutionally limited to her?”

I want to know everything about this.

Go on...

I have a close friend who worked on Long Island Medium in editing and described it as the most soul crushing experience ever. He also thought that the woman was a piece of human trash for conning people. I imagine this is quite the same.

I think this nails it. Leslie Jones made the classic “error” of being what prior generations of bigots would call an “uppity negro” (and a woman to boot!). To many, that in itself is sufficient to merit extreme punishment, lest she inspire others. Since the burning cross and the hangman’s rope are currently outré,…