justacolander
JustAColander
justacolander

So, what was the reasoning behind hiring Scarlett in the first place? “Hey, Scarlett starred in a movie set in Japan, which is almost like being Japanese. Let’s call her in.”

Let me guess, now they are going to start throwing Asian castings in minor roles until they think the problem is solved, right?

You are greatly missed around these parts, Lindy!

I recently explained the concept of a “safe word” to a group of male friends (they’re safe guys...I hope). Anyway, as I explained how it’s used and WHY WE NEED ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE the women with us just nodded their “uh huh!”s and the men just sat there dumbfounded that women have developed these subtle nuances as

mm. so true.

The crazy thing is it says he ASKED for the gifts back (via her actress friend)? Then stabbed her because she didn’t answer his ambush-question clearly enough?

Like so his “temper” aside he showed up just to kill her.

“Men are afraid their gifts will be returned. Women are afraid they’ll get stabbed 20 times.”

“I sold my friend the drugs she used to overdose, and I went to prison, but I learned *sooo* much about myself in the process ❤️”

This bitch is exactly how I imagine my former best friend talks about me and my depression. She never reached out and then when we got together she would complain that all I ever did was bring the group down. I begged her to invite me to things because my postpartum depression was keeping me isolated and lonely. I get

My brother has schizophrenia. His life has value. I could never imagine writing something like that about him. Just FYI people, stop making psycho or schizo into a slur. Stigma is a real problem and contributes to the devaluing of the lives of people who have thought disorders.

Okay can we talk about xoJane lately?? The other day I read the one from the woman who says that she thinks straight men just become gynecologists to grope women and I just

Technically we are all perpetually two weeks pregnant... even when we’re not. #science

I found out at almost exactly four weeks, because I was trying to get knocked up and tested before I was even late. She would basically have to have peed on a stick and then immediately have called the tabloids, so I side eye her whole “I didn’t want anybody to know yet” thing.

I think she’s going by layman’s terms...i.e. 4 weeks since conception.

Yep. If she’s 4 weeks pregnant then she would be 6 weeks pregnant in pregnancy time.

All for a Fassavoy romance. McBender.

Please tell me James are Michael Fassbender are getting together.

Bet he was just dying to find a way to work the word chink in there. Next time I guess.

He must have been so pissed that we don’t have a go-to slur for Korean people.