He didn’t flinch. You could see the gears turning, like “How can I get that man’s number??”

The news reporters and WTF clip of the week... I can’t handle that shit at work. Not even 40 yards from the building. People are looking at me.

Right? I'm sure she can figure it out.

That really scared me and I'm not sure why.

I mean... There are polycarbonate lenses now. And moisturizing shampoo.

Critique My Dick Pic has been a treasure trove of great advice on how to send a great shot to a willing party. I shared this with my husband in the hopes he’d take a hint. He hasn’t. :-/

This is a reasonable question and if I were 4, I would be terrified. Reasons not to lie about conception.

This is exactly the clip I thought of!

My husband and I jokingly called our exes “those we dare not speak of,” but we were never with anyone else long enough to have been THAT attached. Nicole was married to Tom for almost a decade and has children with him. They’re connected for life. She doesn’t have to get sentimental but jeez. Whatever you need to do…

Absolutely not long at all. It was good to know. I know a former religious order member who's gay and it's very important to him to maintain that community. It's an integral part of who he is and constitutes most of his adult working life.

Much appreciated.

Cassius? Please say it’s Cassius.

Can’t wait to bite my thumb at a bitch.

Didn’t imply that you are delusional. I just can’t imagine being part of an institution that doesn’t approve of who I am, as if it’s even their place to do so. I find the entire concept strange. I went to catholic school most of my education and was a believer myself. How do you navigate your relationship with the…

OH SNAP.

...said Reihan Salam, executive editor of the National Review.

Or gay people who are still really devoted to the Catholic Church. In both instances, the institution objects to who you are fundamentally and if it was polite, would openly discriminate. So weird.

I truly am terrified by these dishes. But I will still eat the shit out of a Vienna sausage.

I chuckled at that one. But reading the rest of my replies made me think of this:

I think people were so excited to see two black people were starring they forgot. Understandable. “True fans” and “purists” are still mad a storm trooper is black.