Apprehended without incident and fitted with a safety smock so he lives to face his crimes. Hmm. That must be what justice looks like.

What’s funny is they just suspended Elise Labott over a tweet about Syrian refugees. They made all these claims about wanting to remain impartial but I guess this isn't their idea of skewed. They should trade suspensions. That description is deplorable.

Steve Harvey wore hair pieces years and Daniel Tosh was balding his first season. Anything is possible.

Maybe it starts from the bottom on small stages and school plays. Getting a black boy to play Willy Loman in Death of a Salesman or a role other than Othello in Shakespearean plays can make some dent. The Everyman has to have a black face in order for everyone to see parts of themselves in him or her. Many actors have…

I’d throw a party, invite the kids who were permitted to attend and hold the reading. The information will get out whether these bigots like it or not. They can't stop progress.

Yikes. This won't end well.

Looks like she has amateur stick and poke tattoos too. UGH. God, I need some Metamucil...

Beat me to the punch. I too have awkward musings in my Notes app.

That part got me. I’d sooner risk rug burn in the building’s lobby.

Now I'm trying to think of a good vibrator story.

I’m inclined to agree, but the “hot dog or bun” question rubs me. Everyone is so concerned about what’s downstairs and it minimizes the very real dangers trans people face. They don’t have to conform or fit a binary. That aside, it's a ridiculous piece of crap.

Khan, er, Benedict sure knows how to pick em.

I grew up in Pentacostal churches and tithing was a common topic in services, so I'm sure it happens many places. There are quite a few verses on the subject.

MILLIHELEN WOULD BE A GREAT PLACE TO DISCUSS THIS, RIGHT GAWKER???

Well that's going to save me some time.

When I heard they were looking to Vox as inspiration, I was like...

Kitchenette??! Fuck. They're eliminating the joy in this place.

Let's celebrate.

GUYS. The new PR success method is appearing to be subversive to mindless consumerism even as a multimillion dollar international retail giant that stands to benefit from investing in said consumerism.

Another good man’s name has been tarnished by black radicalists and their race baiting rable-rousing. Such a pity. If we don’t watch out, these people will take over and start exercising their right to free speech over whites. Slippery slope, people.