I’m going back to the sloth story

Where is the outrage at GM for killing people, and all to save a few cents on part?

Let this be a tip to tuners: having haters does not necessarily mean you’ve “made it.” Maybe your car is just fugly and you have horrible taste. You are the Donald Trump of car tuners.

I agree. This type of mods should be banned for two reasons:

To me “zero fucks given” means you only do what’s necessary to keep it functional, with no regard to aesthetics or what other people think.

“Yeah fuck your Skylines, but this shit right here is safe.”

This reminds me of when I was a kid and pushed down too hard on my HotWheels toys. The damn wheels would “splay” upwards and bow out at the bottom. I guess I had “stance” before stance was cool. Oh wait, it’s still not cool.

Dayton Ohio, the road salt capital of the USA

The iM has more standard features and Mazda has a hit or miss reliability track record.

Hellcat the Fiat 500!!!!

Jalopnik comments: This is stupid, with today’s technology they should free up this space and use something smaller... TYPICAL GM GARBAGE.

You say that, but when you are hauling mulch in your brand new awesome Ridgeline and your tire blows out, have fun shoveling all that mulch out of your truck on the side of the road.

God dammed spare tire is still in the bed of the truck...

Your Mercedes-Benz is dorky

This is the dumbest question I’ve ever read in my entire life.

Judging who you would date based on what vehicle they drive or their choice of career is a massive turn off. You would strike out immediately with me as well.

Wow, a jalopnik article without a single comment?!

Someone is very good at reading articles.

But it’s still a golf....

You ignore Rule #1 just like so many others...