Look at this subtle smoldering ember nestled quietly in a crevice of Mount Taek

Believe the victim! (unless the victim is telling you she isn’t a victim, then don’t trust her!)

Why wouldn’t you when all parties actually involved agree on their story?

Or he’s willing to take Katz, the alleged victim, at her word. Doesn’t seem too crazy to me...

What a joke... In an effort to protect women from sexual assault, oftentimes Title IX denies that they have any agency over their own decisions/actions. “Oh, he didn’t assault you? You’re just scared of him. We’ll kick him out of school just to be safe.”

You’ve had some pretty bad takes before but this absolutely takes the cake.

10/10 trolling, would visit again.

a+, great parody

You didn’t read the article about how LeBron shot a slightly better percentage than Jordan in game winning shots in the playoffs, did you? Kobe was actually abysmal percentage wise in the same situation, he just took so many that people remember the ones that he made.

Oh, good point! He had teammates, so him leading every statistical category doesn’t count. I always forget about how kobe won 5 rings playing 1 v 5.

Totally. The 73-9 Warriors sucked.

clearly you didn’t see kobe in game seven of the finals. he went 6 for 24 and air balled a clutch shot in the final minute but was bailed out by ron artest aka metta. good luck with your hypotheticals because in real life kobe was bad in that situation.

Hey remember that time Lebron went 6-24 in a finals game 7and his team still won because they didn’t NEED him?

Probably not because actually it was Kobe. Such clutch. Many bricks.

Lifelong Lakers and Kobe fan, but after the 2016 finals, I’m taking Lebron every single time.

Hey did you know that if you roll your eyes far enough, you can actually see your own brain? I didn’t believe it either, but it just happened to me. Give it a shot!

Do you fetishize losing the NBA Finals for some reason?

Your opinion is wrong.

What if you were down 3 games to 1 in a seven-game series against one of the greatest NBA teams of all time?

Skip?

Save it for the show, Skip.