I legitimately feel like ~$660 is next to nothing for a one of a kind prototype item that is essentially a nintendo mega collectors item now. Those collectors will likely pay exponentially more than that.

You know you’re getting way older when even the Gamecube feels too recent for nostalgia to kick in.

Ugh, you know you’re getting too old when looking at something Wii related makes you, however briefly, wax nostalgic...

Honestly, I thought that one was the least scary - it was so caught up in flowery language that it obscured anything scary in the story.

Meh. Only one to even get under my skin was the face at the window. Everything else was pretty blah. They all pale in comparison to prior entries.

Oh no... No no no no... They get Peele to do this and then they are just gonna do remakes of the classic series? That smells of such lost potential...

Bieber to his friends: “Hey I bet if I eat this thing sideways, some fool will totally write an article on it”

OK but hear me out. When he divorces Hailey, and she tries to get half of his money because they did not sign a prenup, Justin’s lawyer will show this photo as evidence that he was not of sound mind when he entered into the marriage contract with her and BOOM. He keeps all his money.

Waiter? Waiter! Yes, this word salad kinda stinks, could you take it back please? Thanks.

Kurt Russell as Santa Claus sounds amazing but also makes me feel kind of old.

I’m all for late-career Kurt Russell choosing roles based specifically around his magnificent facial hair.

Listen: This tweet is reference a trump administration proposed legal action that would leave me without access to health care, the ability to safely hold down a job, or to use the ever-loving bathroom. It props up the door legally for all sorts of further government bullshit targeting me.

I am literally in the…

Or would you rather not have towering artistic achievements like Red Dead or the Witcher.

Fair enough place as any to say that we’re here and not going anywhere. And we’re not anyone’s punchline.

Chill, child.

I like pleasure spiked with pain and getting tossed from Lakers games. 

Reminds me of when McDonald’s made their menu items into transforming robots and put them into the Happy Meals. Late 80's maybe? I loved them at the time.

OH and one more thing I just realized...can we also address the true horror story at the heart of this tale? No, not the crazy man bricking himself up in the basement, it’s the lonely little girl who was imprisoned in a tiny, isolated cabin in the woods, left alone *all day* while her parents went to work at a place…

I didn’t like how, in the end, the show seemed to present the house as a good thing. The caretakers who shunned the house suddenly want to preserve it and even die in its walls so they can join the ranks of the ghouls who torment the hapless folk who wander into the trap. The whole “rain of confetti” monologue. I…

I like the idea that the red room was every room and no room but sort of a dimensional portal of both time and space within Hill House. I wish the show had explored that more.