You can drive to the store and buy what you need in the time it takes for that thing to walk from the car to your door.

Yeah, with such low energy how does he expect to make it through a whole nine innings?

The headline was an immediate earworm for me, too.

Cue all of us shocked that the fish man is actually of Italian descent and not from the sea at all.

“If it’s on somebody else’s plate and they leave it, it’s garbage. If it’s going to go in the garbage can, it’s garbage.”

They are just trying to protect their space from co-opting impostors. This is not to say that all transgendered are impostors, but impostors have embedded themselves within their ranks.

Me too. It’s laughable that some folks consider me threatening; I wish they could see how regular, normal, and boring my life with my family is.

This is the kind of detail I wish the authors here had the ability to include in their posts.

I finally understand.

Years later, this man will have Avengers 9 spoiled by his “friend” who will reveal himself as one of the children in attendance that day. He will explain that he only became a youth pastor in an effort to gain his trust and friendship in order to exact his revenge.

You couldn’t have squeezed a “Maybe it’s time to let the old ways die?” in the article somewhere?

Sometimes I get really sad when I think about living during a time when people still get so worked up about “curse” words. (On the other hand, I was born after the burrito was invented so it could be worse.)

I’m sorry you have so much hatred in your heart; that can’t be a fun way to exist.

I have become one of those weirdos that seeks out spoilers and I am not even upset about it. Reading through this list and watching the footage has me even more eager to see this movie. It’s been a while since I’ve been so impatient for a movie like this; it feels nice. (My younger self would be very surprised that I…

I clicked through just to find and star this comment.

I really hope the new owners kick you and your tiresome schtick to the curb.

I don’t read many comics but I’m still not sure how I’m supposed to read that one or what the joke is.

I’ve lost some of my humanity over the last few years and I don’t even care; I’m cackling.

So does reboot just mean sequel now?

I think a good fan theory answers more questions than it raises; that doesn’t seem to be the case here.