A horse named flopper with a tiny __ would be a fun easter egg. 

Sadly the days of horse crotch unification have passed, we must stand under our carriages and demand to be heard “I WANT A FLOPPER” 

Also if anyone uses facebook to login don’t delete it or you’ll be stuck in the grays *F fb tho*  

Hot take: I’m super stoked to play this. 

+1 for one of them screaming, “Somebody follow me! I’m distraught!” mid battle. 

I got a PS5 the day everyone broke embargo and started to allow pre-orders, it was WAY easier to get it then than it is now. 

I love the environmental storytelling. One item not having a place made me think a relationship just wasn’t going to work out and low and behold. 

This games environmental story telling is just so damn good! 

*With my nonsense out of the way* I’m glad they made it work, Aunt May was truly the emotional heart of that first game.

“Look, Marisa Tomei [who plays Aunt May in the MCU films] isn’t that old,”
THAT OLD! Marisa Tomei in her 50s is worth 10000000 times I am in my thirties and still gorgeous as all hell. - I know this wasn’t the point of the article at all but how dare he.
“Look, Marisa Tomei is fit as hell”, is the only proper comment…