Baltimore.

This is a very valid and solidly backing, albeit late, response. Good call on facts.

Chip Kelly?

(A fellow Ravens fan... The brave few of us willing to show our faces on this site, in the midst of constant white suit and elevator jabs. Safe travels.)

Without a doubt. Considering how they pushed Bernard Pollard out the door, a couple seasons back, being a sort of “distraction” (NFLPA rep) himself, it’s never a surprise when Ravens’ players who don’t “Play like a Raven” are exorcised. Going to be quite interesting to see how Benjamin Watson’s tenure plays out, to…

See, despite the less-than-subtle narrative being pushed here, this is the big picture. Monroe carried the team’s third highest salary, while only seeing the field just over half of the past two seasons. He was replacable, on a team that could use the cap room for rebuilding.

Kobé Bryant

Timely AND relevant, how nice:

One of my best friends, from the Marines no less, just today received notice that his job with Anheuser-Busch is being out-sourced. Patriot Beer outsources Veteran.

Will we ever get a new ferociously written Burneko recipe? Nothing ever makes me curl over in laughter quite as much as foodspin.

I can only read “Mario Chalmers” in Stephen A’s voice.

LACES OUT

Man, 91 was looking back like he was passing a car wreck. R.I.P. Eddie.

Bang Surface On Dome?

I’ve never been more proud of a 4-7 team, in my life. Thanks for the good vibes, Cleveland!

Dunkman, Dunkman live on TSN, he’s yammin’, rude!

Many applause.

Albert Burneko, master of the english language and craft of cooking, alike, you sir are the finest Deadspin contributor, bar none.