Many applause.

This is the TRU TV of sciencey programs.

Albert Burneko, master of the english language and craft of cooking, alike, you sir are the finest Deadspin contributor, bar none.

Could the power of Burneko save this poor soul, or is he too far gone?

I would say it’s an accurate observation, seeing as if this didn’t involve any injury it would be a good piece of slapstick.

Deadspin Hall of Fame shoe-in

+1 Jon Stewartism

Steve Smith Sr. pulling the pirouette in Janoris Jenkin’s face. All time classic.

You deserve all the stars

Chimay was the first beer-snob-suggested brew I ever had. Now, I too am an insufferable beer obsessor, and Chimay Cinq Cents still holds a special place in my liver.

This, dammit. This.

It has a very certain over-saturated, dutifully-tweaked, instagram allure to it, which is just perfect for what it’s presenting.

Post-production 3-D... Not worth the extra dollars, imo.

My work put together a big Blue Crab boil (Baltimore’s Fav), for all the employees, after-hours one night. Towards the end of the feast, we notice that one of our fellow underlings had left most of 6 or so crabs worth of meat on the table. After a little gentle interrogation, he explained that he had never really…

I smell another conspiracy brewing.

Your point is totally valid. Hayes just always comes to mind, when I think about notorious Cowboys. Same reason I always start to add Leon Lett, but he never really had off-the-field issues to my memory...on the field, though, different story.

No idea how I forgot about Josh Brent. I can hardly fathom a better reason for giving a player a lifetime suspension, yet he’s still wearing the star.

Bob Hayes was an absolutely astounding athlete, but he did do some federal time for cocaine distribution. War on Drugs?