All Dressed, while being the most addictive and delicious chip a potato could ever hope to be, aren't generally available without a trip over the border, into the maple flats of our northern neighbors. Pretty sure that's a disqualification when talking 'murican football snacks.

I second Mancy's nomination.

Baby, I was certain we would be treated to a tale of fecal follies featuring our good friend Irish.

Being here in Seattle, in a slam packed Seahawks bar, you could just feel the disappointment lingering over that field goal, and the prospect of sitting 16-3 with most of the game already ticked away. I have never experienced such a sudden uproar, as what came from that fake turned touchdown. Huge turn around for the…

Nothing from Deadspin staff, yet, but reports are coming in that Kubiak has taken the HC position in Denver. Good call.

The thought of a group of fans salivating over Head Koach Kubiak = pure comedy.

He has no obligation to any of those teams simply because they're hiring. In reality, interviewing with any organization is great press for a coach looking to move up, compounded with the fact that any head coaching position is an improvement over a coordinator spot (see: Jay Gruden, Bengals to Washington.)

Broncos are facing an off-season, and future, filled with a lot of player questions (most notably in the franchise QB department.) If I were to expect any hesitation from prospective head coaching candidates, it would be for that reason. Not to mention the lack of faith in management, seeing as Fox was essentially…

All news coming from Baltimore indicates that Kubiak has no intention of leaving the team.

Great. Googly. Moogly. > Boom Goes The Dynamite

Was there ever a doubt this would be gif'd? Ahh, reliable ol' Deadspin.

It looks like the stars have alligned for Michael Sam.

Yet to be addressed is the matter of correlation vs. causation, in relation to MMM by the Crash Test Dummies and Patrick Ewings '94 Finals FG percentage.

The only weird characteristic is the inset headlamp, in the lower front part of the hull. Never seen anything like that.

It looks like a Stryker variant, to me. The downward angled section of body, between the 2nd and 3rd axle, is a giveaway.

Battlefield: With a Vengeance

Thanks, I stand corrected (though, that really doesn't make any sense to me.) Still, BAN ICE BATHS.

By your logic, WADA should ban cortisone injections, acetaminophen, ice baths, and stretching.

A nickname like "Roller Coaster" should be a HOF requirement.

I'd like to take your point a bit further, though also into another direction...