Gotta love the Primetime trot into the endzone.

I can only hope that you have a huge amazing Thanksgiving post coming our way. One that thoroughly shits all over the Martha-Stewarts-of-America over polished and presented garbage. Restore our glorious gluttonous American pride, Chief Burning Ghost!

Oh man, I misread... I thought he said he was trained in "Guerrilla Warfare" not "Gorilla"! I can't hang with those Mighty Joe Young moves. Thank you for saving my life, kind samaritan.

As a former Marine, myself, I can only see this as manufactured outrage. There are SO many more issues within this country worth our concern. This guy wore an extra service stripe, accident or otherwise... Oh, well. Lets see some actual uproar over the rapid decay of America's world standing; we are only steps away…

Do you honestly want us to believe that you're Chris Kyle back from an early grave? Chill.

They're electric buses. Kind of like bumper car meets street car, but less fun somehow.

I cannot help but think this is a newer model Chevy Malibu.

I couldn't help but read this commentary line-for-line as the great Lewis Black might deliver it. The anger and outrage at what amounts to virtually nothing really works out here.

My guess was and still is "Yeah! Baby! Whoo!" but peppermint roll feels so much better.

As an Etsy seller who has been considering branching out... Why not Shopify? All you see on these Gawker sites are raves about Shopify, and now no mention.