They're electric buses. Kind of like bumper car meets street car, but less fun somehow.

I cannot help but think this is a newer model Chevy Malibu.

I couldn't help but read this commentary line-for-line as the great Lewis Black might deliver it. The anger and outrage at what amounts to virtually nothing really works out here.

My guess was and still is "Yeah! Baby! Whoo!" but peppermint roll feels so much better.

As an Etsy seller who has been considering branching out... Why not Shopify? All you see on these Gawker sites are raves about Shopify, and now no mention.