Future crash safety ratings will be measured in hurts-donuts.

I may have asked this before, but ... what color is the sky in your world, Torch?

Yes, this. Because some of them actually are.

treat every other driver like they are trying to kill you.

“I want rumbly V8 power but I want it in the most boring way possible.” -The owner of this car.

So fucking glad they discontinued that.

What if you painted it in matte black? Low-budget Rally Fighter, eh? But yes I agree the zombie stuff is a little played out by now.

Same apply to this movie

Now if they would have been able to finagle the 3.5T in a mustang body....

Pretty neat shed village, though!

Oh so your a fan of the 911 Turbo S Tavarish........Well, you can send your thanks to the 959 whenever you get the chance.........

Not for me, I want to feel nothing! My car rides on a suspension made of Valium and pudding.

My business is anally fisting people for money, so of course I chose a FiST :)

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Nothing says “’Murica” quite like a giant middle finger to emission standards

This one even fits the shape of the car:

Remember: it looks just like a Mercedes.

No one thinks that’s pretty, surely.