Who’s mentioning yams in their dating profile? Is your sample size of 2 skewing the effect (-70%)? Lol

Don’t dive right into linear instruction.

no “mute nazis” yet. (“nazis see ads also” )

I mean as others have said... “hourly” doesn’t really equate to “As long as you’re doing something that’s fine.”

Injectible? Holy shit does that sound like a bad idea. But then again, the enormous tissue expanders in her breasts and the desire to have the same thing put into her butt so that she can expand that too would indicate that this particular woman has never met a bad idea that she didn’t like.

I have kids?!?!

I want to know what unholy deal Stephen A made with Satan that gets him on TV but leaves him always at a table with someone even shittier than he is.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

I’m assuming the umbrella storage is for when you leave Portland.

Matthews kept calling him out on how it was a yes or no question and finally moved on to Mara. I’m not the biggest fan of Matthews, but I actually thought he did a great job calling him out on it.

Honestly? Decoration.

I love that I get to have insurance but still have to sock away money in case something happens so I don’t owe thousands of dollars. What a racket.

nah

Two questions.

Two questions.

So long, and thanks for all the fish, Evernote.

I still wash them weekly and have done so for 30 years now. good jeans stand up to it.. I have a pair of Levis that are over 10 years old and still look fantastic.

They're used to identify hipsters with other hipsters, like a secret handshake.