anyone else smell popcorn?

@pixelsnader: I'd be concerned if the "coolest feature" of my tablet is the fact that it tacks on to a fridge.

reggaeton!

@DoubtedBeef: the deaf, dumb, and blind kid... sure is an a$$hole on the internet, it turns out.

I won't be surprised if these two were in same acting class back in college.

@rockmanrotties: UFOs do exist. An aircraft doesn't necessarily have to be from outer-space for it to be a UFO. It just needs to be Unidentified, Flying, and an Object, and this one fits the bill.

@blablablafcku: redrum wins

what good's an airbag gonna do in a flying car?

@elislider: ha!

My Smurf-porn hard drive partition just became obsolete.

Yeah well, does it have Schneider lens?

Passing the fire marshal's safety inspection would be somewhat like Forrest Gump taking the bar exam.