Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down.

She's not marrying them. She just filing the goddamn paperwork.

Her attorney, Jonathan D Christman, wrote that forcing her to issue licenses is akin to forcing a person who objects to war into the battlefield, or forcing a person against capital punishment to carry out an execution.

The court will refuse to hear her case. This is a road to nowhere.

You get the sense from looking at her face that she believes she is the bravest warrior to ever “warry”

I have no doubt she feels she’s forgiven. And if she divorces yet again, she’ll be forgiven yet again.

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

The way to address the gender imbalance problem is with gender equity, rather than placing restrictions on women’s access to reproductive health care. Similarly, I’m all for continued improvements and enlightenment re: attitudes toward and resources for people with disabilities. If we have a society where having a…

On the one hand, Dr. Greenfield is right and limiting abortions based on the genetics of the fetus is odd.

I hate this woman.

I also think her fucking sentence is too light. Delaware what the fuck are you even doing?

I INITIALLY WROTE IN ALL-CAPS TO EMPHASISE THAT THE ARGUMENTS ESPOUSED BY THE KIND OF PEOPLE WHO COMPLAIN ABOUT POLITICAL CORRECTNESS REGARDING RAPE JOKES ARE BLUNT, DRONING PILES OF NONSENSE SHARTED OUT LIKE A FOGHORN BY PEOPLE LACKING THE BASIC UNDERSTANDING THAT MEANING IS ALTERED BY CONTEXT.

BUT NOW I AM CONTINUING…

Not sure if you are trolling or not, but here’s my take - depends on who’s telling the joke. If you are a rape survivor, you bring a first-person perspective to the joke. For anyone in the audience (including possible other rape survivors), they can at least say (at worst), “wow, that was utterly tasteless, but hey,…

I guess to me there’s a difference between a rape joke and a joke where rape is involved. A rape joke is a joke where rape itself is somehow an object of humor. The joke in the abortion joke above, for example, isn’t joking about rape, it’s joking about abortion. It’s just using the subject of rape. I’m not going to…

I’m just saying, it’s very déclassé. The cool kids are wearing otters. Not even pelts, just live otters. It’s very now.

I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE

I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…

‘“If you’re a committed lesbian and you are wearing trousers all your life, you won’t want to buy a Leger dress. Lesbians would want to be rather butch and leisurely,” Couderc said.’

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

That is the scariest video I have ever seen in my whole stupid life.