Blackadder's Christmas Carol kind of fits the bill.

Now you know……the REST of the story. Good day!

Why do we never see letters from gay guys who are feeling conflicted about their sexuality because they can't stop thinking about a pair of huge tits?

"Is there a problem, officer?"

Is there a problem, officer?

A man wears a hat like that, you know he's not afraid of anything.

Yeah. My daughter cried herself to sleep the night my wife told her about sex.

The naked pictures thing bugged me too. It's a far bigger risk for him than for her. Another phone thing that bugged me was when he destroyed her phone and told her he would get her two new ones, for security reasons. He's already made and received calls and texts with her on his phone. Even if he destroyed his own…

The detective with a serial killer nemesis.

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They have them in Germany too. The first time I saw one was in a hospital.

I still kinda like them, though I breeze through them as I've learned to skip any dialog sections and multipage internal monologs.

Yes. Yes it was. Though it was demon mold, not alien mold.

I enjoyed the sequel, "Seize the Night", much more than "Fear Nothing". Mainly because I read it first, not realizing it was a sequel. The experience of being thrown into the middle of a world with super intelligent monkeys, with little or no explanation, was quite exhilerating. If they do make a movie, I hope they…