Was she drug tested independently outside of the department? Cuz this sure sounds like she was very messed up.

Blaming the deceased for his death! Of course none of this is Annie OaKKKley’s fault.

“Don’t break into someone’s house and then shoot him” doesn’t seem like an especially impossible standard.

Billy Haisley’s article “there is nothing candid about lebron’s the shop” is a candid look at what Billy Haisely thought of the new HBO show. However, the real purpose of the article is to make money.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

I hear this.  I cut off half my family and I regret nothing.  The number of times I have heard “but it’s FAMILY”... good lord.  Just because somebody is related to you doesn’t mean you owe them a sweet g.d. thing, least of all your time.  They can get stuffed.

Bob Dylan’s Christmas album is honestly top 5 material, if not top three. If there is anything you hold dear about Bob Dylan, do not listen to this fucking album.

The world is a sad place if women feel that unsafe.

The role of Mulan will be played by Rooney Mara.

What's with that indifferent headline? Mulan is fucking awesome. I will watch the shit out of this.

Sometimes I find myself liking things and that's why I keep a hammer on me at all times so I can smash my dick with it to drive the good feelings away

Is it ok to genuinely like anything anymore? Dude is a handful-of-times-in-a-generation talent who had one of the best offensive seasons in NBA history last year and gave probably the most heartfelt MVP speech in American sports history. Who the fuck is worthy of our admiration in contrast? Please do tell.