This information always makes me so fucking infuriated. You know what’s medically dangerous? PREGNANCY. With an abortion, you get some anesthesia and zip bop bippity pop, it’s done. With my C-section, they gutted me open, put my uterus and intestine on my belly, and then sewed it all back into place. I couldn’t walk…

I think that's being unduly harsh to American Beauty.

Well yeah, but isn’t tons of shit massively harmful if injected in the wrong place?

Me too. I’m fine with my beer belly and big thighs but my chin fat pisses me right off. I would absolutely try this. Fix armpit flab next, science!

BUT THEY’RE SO PRETTY AND THEY MAKE ME TALLER AND AT 5’3” THAT’S IMPORTANT

Thin or fine? I have fine, straight hair, and it requires care. Coloring it makes it thicker. Highlights give the impression of thickness. A short hair cut is critical. Mousse, dry your hair upside-down, focus on the roots. Lightweight hairspray to set it. Do not brush it once styled, if you can avoid it.

Dieting. I can’t and don’t even try to do that shit.

Ugh. This guy is giving my favorite finger a bad name.

Thank God someone finally called out Big Abortion and the massive for-profit women’s reproductive healthcare industrial complex—when will these women learn that abortions are only OK if you’re pressured into it by your married politician lover?

I lived in a city that did not permit TNR. We did have an animal rescue that did low cost spay and neuter. They had traps people could borrow. The company line was, if someone brought in a cat the clinic couldn’t KNOW it wasn’t their cat. So they did the spay/neuter and the person picked the cat up. If they then…

I don’t hate feral cats so much as I hate cat owners who let their precious babies roam the neighbor and piss and shit on everything.

Maury & Connie were regulars around town when I was living in Montana. Once he was behind us in line while we were buying about a million red plastic cups. He said something along the lines of “Be good tonight, kids!” And we spent the next five minutes trying to convince him to come to our kegger in the middle of the…

I couldn’t agree more. My hubby and I actually find sleeping on it can really help. Staying up all night exhaustively hashing it out makes for delirious crying and breakdowns.

Some cats just want to watch the world burn.

It's about ethics in cake decorating.

I have so many issues with the way this is reported.

"These people can't get to grocery stores that have extensive healthy offerings, and can't afford to buy the ones that are there, and are therefore getting sick! What's our solution, boys?"

Super-affected gym-rat lady: Do you ever straighten your hair?

I wish it was on Netflix even more than I wish that Tom Hiddleston was my husband.