Who the fuck does that to someone else's property and thinks it is A-Okay? I just don't get people. At all.

Can someone explain how they can clear actors for HIV/AIDS so quickly when it takes about 6 months to show up on tests? (I mean this sincerely, not sarcastically - in case it comes off that way)

Oof. Pagan here, will take pig roast but wants no part of that nonsensical barely-even-kinky fanfiction.

This just reminds me of the Louis C.K. bit about how the most dangerous thing in the world for women is... guess what. Men.

HOW DOES SHE KEEP A HAT ON WHILE ON A ROLLER COASTER. She truly does have everything.

My cat Disco sometimes cannot see beyond his own fluff.

Don't fall for the Sensa snake oil. There's absolutely no scientific evidence that Sensa works, or even that it's possible for Sensa to do what it says it can do. It's all pseudoscienceyish sales and marketing.

I recently met an animal control officer in my town. She stopped by b/c someone mistakened my dog for a pitbull (she's a catahoula leopard dog )...and she told me the most aggressive dogs she comes across & receive the most bite reports are from the "small" dogs...yorkies, chihuahuas...and mixed small breeds like my…

Nah, just his best friend, Bo.

Did he invite Jimmy Johnson and Tommy Thompson?

I've been reading a few accounts by FTM trans* people lately, and they echo this exact issue. Their voices are such an important part of this conversation: nobody can understand the feeling of truly "walking in another person's shoes" like those who have lived as both genders. I find their stories to be incredibly…

You can't blame the jury— or their race, or their gender— for the outcome of this case. The prosecution overreached when they went for second degree murder because the evidence was not there to prove it beyond a reasonable doubt. Zimmerman should not have gotten off blameless like he did, but the moment the…

I still feel the prosecution failed to make its case, hence the verdict. If you don't agree with the verdict, don't blame the jury; blame the prosecution.

I thought the funny thing about the witch in Brave was that her solution to everything is BEARS. Want to be the strongest warrior? Be a bear. Having trouble with your mother? Turn her into a BEAR. Want to travel the world and see new things? Try BEAR.

I had it put slightly more into perspective for me when looking after my 1.5 year old (I'm sorry, is it 18 months? I'm not a parent but in my not-so-humble opinion FUCK THAT NUMBERING SYSTEM) niece for the first time. I mean, putting them to bed at any time? Sure, maybe, but the real trick is keeping them there.

I would happily take a job cupping Adam Levine's junk. I'm not proud of how attractive I find him, but damn, I've looked at that picture a lot.

I dunno. I'd take someone with a navel ring over someone that broadly classifies everyone as unattractive based on a single characteristic anyday.

I have an altar in my room that features his picture surrounded by condoms, lube, candles, edible panties and handcuffs. I pray to it 5 times a day.