He's 24! He's been legal during the whole show! I had to look that information up so I felt less gross for creeping on him.

I managed to cut my hand deeply enough that I needed stitches. What did I cut it on? Cardboard. I got the world's deepest paper cut from fucking corrugated cardboard. -.-

My second year of college was one of… eventful happenings. I was woken up early one Sunday morning to my phone ringing. I answered in a haze, knowing that anyone calling me before 8AM must have a true emergency. My friend's fiancé had just dumped her, and she couldn't be alone right then.

I didn't do this, my sister did.

Do you ever wish you could be less of a jerk?

My sister's husband does this! He won't let the dogs out before putting them in the crate at night, even though he's typically up waaaaay later than she is. So she's woken by the dogs crying at 6-7AM (she doesn't have to get up until 8:30 most days) because the poor dogs are about to piss themselves. They have a…

I think you mean defamation... I don't think anyone wants this woman to define their character!

Recipes? :D

As a service dog, the dog is trained to not respond/react to sudden, jerky movements or potentially uncomfortable situations.

I don't think so. Maybe one of my friends is your cousin? We're in Atlanta.

I'm not having a Thanksgiving nightmare, I'm having a Thanksgiving AWESOME.

Thank you. I needed those.

This is so disheartening and AWFUL. :(

SEASON OF PASSAGE IS THE BEST. *flail*

Hmm… The Cold Ones? Magic Fire?

Sati was very, very good.

Her expression when the line "Come on now, make it stop" rolls out is divine. I love it.

Or plan to work in government, or be a representative of an organization, or any other vocation that could ever possibly get public attention...

Although I was rather befuddle by the strippers when they took off their shoes, took off their pants, and then put the shoes back on. Huh? Every single stripper did that. I guess it must be some kind of club rule? Let your dong hang free, but cover those toes!

A friend and I went to a gay male strip club here in Atlanta a few months ago and it was SO FUN. I was a little startled to realized it was a full-nude club, especially when my friend bought me a lap dance ("Juniper, it'll be so fun!" "Brad, I'm going to blush to death!"). I can't wait to go back with friends…