Mas is really fucking good. I usually don't give a shit about things like this, but I really liked the space, too.

I'm lucky to get to eat in a lot of fancy schmancy places, but far and away the best dining experiences of my life have been at Eleven Madison Park in New York. They take fancy schmancy and make it FUN. You don't have to be a dining sophisticate — the staff will educate you without making you feel like they're looking…

Yeah, he might be a dick, but it's still absurd that the airline felt they could do this at all.

If Ilana loves him, then I have no choice but to follow suit.

Traditionally senior citizens are ignored, and passed over in the hiring process. I generally found them to be an asset. It is similar for women with children, who are thought to be less reliable because they need to be available for their children. I happily traded ten minutes of being late or the odd snow day for…

It was always my experience that women with children and people over 50 could work circles around other people in terms of efficiency and productivity. I would NEVER EVER have said that out loud when I was hiring, but I could not help but notice.

Just because we're old doesn't mean that we can't keep learning/growing as individuals.

For example, I just learned that Eminem had a daughter.

IB isn't a subset of AP. It's its own thing.

I'm going to disagree with you here. Shailene is all of what, 22-ish? Everyone's an idiot at that age. Goopzilla, on the other hand, should fucking KNOW BETTER by now.

Devil's advocate: If you are reaching for something (a bag, for example) that is underneath a table, it can look like you have your nose on the table.

I'm not a Gigi Hadid sympathizer or anything... but I just feel like this clip looks like she like reached down to fix her shoe or pick something up or somesing.

I want to believe Gigi just because she would have to be SO STUPID to choose that moment and not like....go to a restroom like a normal drug user. You can see in the snapchat that there are other cameras pointed at her from so many angles it's just like..you have to be smarter than that...right?

My wife works 60+ hours a week. Cleaning up after herself at times can be near impossible. If we had kids it would basically be impossible. I work 50+ hours a week, but I'm going to be doing the majority of the childcare. Where do we get this extra time? I'm more than willing to pay others living wages.

This isn't the stuff that makes marriage unbearable though.

When you start to hate the way he smells or the fact that he can't stop at just one drink or needs so much ego stroking you'll never be enough for him....that's the stuff that you can't get through.

Tissues? It's funny-maddening not maddening-maddening.

This is ME! I calculated it once and we save almost $500/yr by not using paper towels!

Ach, this is my husband too. Not only the hand drying thing, but he uses paper towels for EVERYTHING that a regular towel or good old sponge would be good for. Drip a few drops of water on the counter immediately adjacent to the kitchen sink and a sponge? Paper towel to clean it up. Drying the cast iron pan? Paper…

I have never purchased a box of tissues for myself because I ALREADY HAVE 20-METRIC-FUCKTONS-OF-COSTCO-PURCHASED-TOILET-PAPER-IN-MY-APARTMENT-AND-THERE-IS-NO-NEED-TO-BUY-ANOTHER-PAPER-PRODUCT-TO-GET-RID-OF-SNOT

Mine is "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK RAGS ARE FOR!?"

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

Thats a straight up insult. Sorry.