Let's not forget "Cannibal Holocaust," which was not just famous for inspiring the Video Nasties Ban in Great Britain in the 1980s, but depicts the rather graphic slaughter of both a giant turtle and a muskrat-looking thing. Nasty and brutish, it beat Eli Roth to the Torture Porn game by several decades. Interesting…

Please, police feel threatened by bubbles. If the police want to do something to you, they will find a reason (or just <a href="[www.youtube.com]" make one up on the fly).

Red Roof Inn, standing by.

Actually, he wasn't colourblind; he was just straight-up blind.

[Dalek voice] I OBEY! I OBEY!!!

My friends and I have become rather prolific in this field as well. There have been a few attempts that were less than exemplary — our honey stout being prime amongst them – but overall we've succeeded far more than we've failed. Plus it gives us an excellent excuse to get together, grill burgers, and drink some…

Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing an episode or two of Doctor Who as written by Grant Morrison and Alan Moore. I'm fairly certain neither gentlemen would balk at the prospect, if approached.

Why stop at just one plus; why not go all the way to double-plus.

Ditto. If the whole article consisted of this picture repeated ten times, it would be bookmarked forever in my Favorites.

I remember something like this happening with strawberry harvests not all that long ago: During the winter the strawberry farmers insisted on depleting the water reserves of their towns to keep their crops from freezing, and when they produced a record harvest they simply went through with machetes and destroyed…

I always thought he'd make a fantastic Question, if ever they adapted him for live action entertainment. Very few people can manage the Gruff Voice Change without sounding like they're gargling gravel, and he is among them. Plus he rocks the suit-and-trenchcoat look.

Sorry, I went to Subway U; Boyardee was only an elective.

"Hey — HEY! You know you really are an @$$hole?"

Note that the Cheyenne Mountain Complex is a product of the runaway Military budget of a major centralized Superpower, and even it isn't as GI JOE as we like to pretend. This diagram of the Bin Laden central rivals that of anything designed by COBRA. All it needs is a recreational area, a swimming pool and a giant…

Definitely agree with you on "The Measure of the Man." I would also add "The Drumhead" to that list, too. The monologue at the end — with Picard lamenting that, though we like to think that we've left paranoia and fear-mongering deep in our past, it's not so deep that it can't be unearthed; that we're never so far…

Wow, I didn't think it was possible, but they've actually succeeded in making it look worse than the original. There are amateurs on Newgrounds who can create better Flash Animation than this.

People who quote Mystery Men make me . . . Furious! [overly-exaggerated rage]

It's not the theory at flaw but the perspective: To prove that something does not or cannot exist, you must prove that there's insufficient evidence to support said existence; before doing so, an assertion that X exists or Y occurs must first be put forth. Ergo, evidence that something does not exist comes in the…

Yeah, I've read that story. As I recall, it didn't exactly end well.

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