@Limited: If the Devil can use The Bible for his own ends, so, too, can The Giz wield Beelzebub's Spoon for good.

@Joel: Anyone sporting a Devil-may-care glare, bad@$$ specs and an affinity for cigarettes and awesome coats does not just deserve to be Liked, but is demanded. imho, of course.

@eviladrian: You seem to not just be missing the point but dodging it outright: he had the audacity to tout disintegration as "God's bomb of choice" in a merciful, benevolent sense. To borrow your analogy, it would be like saying, "Well, shooting them is too horrific, so we'll just strangle them to death" — it's…

Sue!

@SteveZim1017: "Well, then I'm definitely not reaching my hand in there now!"

The guy was incredible in Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. Proof that flash is no match for consistency.

"NASA scientists have announced the discovery of a highly-evolved bacon-fried bald eagle on Titan, hypothesized to be highly-delicious and possessing zero calories. In other news: KFC to launch orbital platforms and butter biscuits within the week."

Hmm . . . Xander's the only one not looking at the camera. Ominous undertones of a potential betrayal? [strokes invisible goatee]

@OutlawDominus: Run, Cary Grant: he HUNGERS!

@LittleDragon: Which has you set-up to be the plucky comic relief . . . or the over-glorified extra who's built-up just to have a Tragic Death. Cross your fingers.

@Freek de Man: Welcome to the beginning of The People's Republic of America.

@junior_millenium:

Meh, REGRBL does it better.

@truthtellah: Yes!

@bakana: Yours is a well-argued opinion, good sir. I must ask: have you watched Eraserhead?

@bakana: What hurt Mulholland Drive (for me, at least) was that it was mean to be a television show. The pilot was filmed, but the studios balked; so, not wanting to put his work to waste, slapped on the second-half of the story — the struggling lesbian actress.

Fans vomited acid over the S being too small and the blue being too dark in Superman Returns. What on the third planet from the sun has convinced them that they'll tolerate, even for half a breath, a CG costume?

@CoffeyWasHere: By the Vishanti . . . What is this beast? O.O

@bishop1j: Nosferatu?

@asokks00: "Even the devil can cite scripture for his purpose."