@anexanhume: rofl! I remember this episode! Very nice touch.

@WookieLifeDay: "Hats are cool!"

They're right, of course: Something being complicated doesn't make it cool. Being cool is what makes it cool.

Not even Sam Jackson could've seen this coming.

Those are actually incredibly brilliant! I might have to start re-investing in Legos.

@Balveda: First Captive: Oh, this is the sweet gig

lol Considering we have the very same problem with breeding pandas in captivity, this doesn't seem all that far fetched.

@Rhino Cremeans: Third

@Wolfstone is informative: Not disagreeing that the gentleman in question isn't on the wrong side of the law in this case. However, I'd find myself in greater support of the father's actions in this instance if the advances made by the defendant were less Naughty Fun and more Creepy Stalker.

[choking] Must . . . not make comment . . . about something . . . being jammed in there real good . . . GAH!

Lord, now the TSA is going to start screening for wildlife. I'm never going to get through the line at this rate.

@Damagination: It seems I'm not allowed to express my support and approval of your comment in a more verbose manner, so I'll have to heart you instead.

@forallintentsandpurposes004: Sadly, police are granted so much overwhelming authority that it's statistically impossible for them to abuse it all. This dickishness on the part of those tasked with "keeping the peace" isn't so much a new trend of our time as it is the presence of so many security cameras being able…

@forallintentsandpurposes004: Sadly, police are granted so much overwhelming authority that it's statistically impossible for them to abuse it all. This dickishness on the part of those tasked with "keeping the peace" isn't so much a new trend of our time as it is the presence of so many security cameras being able…

@Wolfstone is informative: Were the man and woman romantically involved with each other, or was this a case of a dude who wouldn't take a hint and daddy deciding to take matters into his own hands?

@wingbatwu: Agreed. Considering the only "pistol" he was wielding wasn't loaded (and, considering the weather, probably a very small caliber) his level of threat was Drunk College Frat-Boy.

The government's not even trying to be coy about it, anymore; they're outright saying that they're spying on their own citizens.

[happy sigh] I love Anon. "Cry havoc," I say.

@blyan-reloaded: Hater

@blyan-reloaded: Haters: Gonna hate.