Shenanigans!

@Dexomega: SCISSORS — I mean, BOYCOTT!

@nikankwon: As any man who's ever zipped-up too fast can tell you, once you're in *that* predicament, doing anything more exertive than curling into a ball and screaming in agony is absolutely impossibile.

@sam4sb: I was thinking closer to The Soup Nazi.

@Lauren Shaw:

@Applerain: [Gob impression] "*Illusion*, Michael! What's so *illusional* about it!"

@Scott: Haw! You beat me to it. ^__^

@kitsuneconundrum: I imagine the raging agony of having metal talons biting into one’s Don Johnson will make the act of violent retribution a greater challenge than it would normally be. It’s the Stuck-in-the-Zipper Prerogative: you apply the right type of imperative-agony in the right particular area, and all…

It's like "Diplomacy" in motion — collaboration for personal benefit with betrayal an inevitablity.

@Vulcan Has No Moon: Well, in Goku's defense, he *did* spend a lot of time with Gohan in his early years, before alien invaders and evil robots started trying to blow up the world; struggling with being *dead* and *dying of a disease* between it all.

The proposed bill, in its current form, can be perused through here:

The entirety of the bill, in its current form, can be perused through here:

[in awe] Oh my God . . . !

@Eric Tate: But you *can* get Maxwell House.

@springbreakbox: You're using Rand as your standard of "rational explanation" for the exercising of Exclusionary Practices? I may not be an expert on Randian Objectivism, but the act of suffocating innovation and territorializing the market seems to go against its principles of Individualism and Free-Market…

@ottermann poked Kenny: Bear fight

@combox1: I hate knowing that I will be long-dead before we even step a toe into those waters. Perhaps I'll be on of those fortunate ones to awake and find their minds being used in such a Parallel Cluster.

@tazm0n: Yeah, if the Pentagon is "revealing today" the existence of this mineral deposit, it means they actually discovered it ten years ago, if not longer.

[happy sigh] First, legislature in Ohio decides to call shenanigans on the ruling that a cop can site you for speeding based on personal judgment alone, and now this news comes along to enhance the brightness of this day.

@lostalaska: Funny, my witch doctor told me to say "Ooo ee oo ah ah! Ting-tang, wala-wala bing-bang!" I don't know so much about the bad spirits, but it certainly stopped the neighbors from coming by to borrow sugar.