As the former nanny to the precious progeny of a Vogue stylist, I can attest that such kiddos do fingerpaint, but the nanny job description includes handwashing their delicate garb, making many dry-cleaning runs, and just a whole hell of a lot of hovering with a variety of of wipes hand rags in hand.

I didn’t even know where to begin with the Eva Amurri story. Yes, it’s important for new moms - and moms in general - to be able to share their perceived shortcomings and find comfort in the fact that they are not alone. But, “The help dropped my baby” is probably not the best place to start if you’re trying to…

I think she probably also just gets off on millenial dick worshiping her.

I want to bottle this and share it with everyone! Yes, the ACA was imperfect and unfinished, so let’s fix it. You don’t fix things by moving backwards.

I know. I can’t believe it. Some of those folks are also thanking God for saving the baby’s life instead of the long list of nurses, doctors, family members, and friends that Kimmel made such an effort to thank. I’ve got nothing against God, but man are these people missing every. single. dang. point.