It’s hilarious to me that walking with a cane is less of a fashion faux pas than not wearing heels.

Old MacDonald had a can of whoop-ass

Yup, there’s always some excuse so we can’t point out how shitty men are to women. Oh, but he is such a great sports player! Oh, but he writes so well! Oh, he is too young/old to know better!

He's so irrelevant he was asked to speak at an industry event. Nice argument there

Because if they are enrolled in school near her home and have their social lives set up there, when the primary caregiver is away, young children may stay with non-parental adults (nannies, other family members) so that it doesn’t disrupt their routine or lives. Nothing would stop their father from visiting or staying…

I don’t think Mercy has any other parents, though. She was adopted after Madge split with Guy Ritchie.

I always feel like “smart” appliances are judging me.

Hate starred for snort laugh and immediate shame.

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

The stuff is delicious, just usually way too salty for my liking. I prefer my dry seaweed with only a tiny sprinkling of salt, or none at all.

Female ex-GOP here. When it’s how your entire worldview is informed from birth, “brain damaged” maybe isn’t quite as accurate as “brainwashed”.

Another Bernie supporter here. She's a HORRIBLE candidate for all sorts of reasons, and I don't happen to be a Socialist. But this is survival politics, and I will vote for her in November. Just like any woman, gay person, immigrant, human who wants to continue to live on a warming planet, etc, should do.

Susan Sarandon’s twitter is filled with that shit. “A Trump presidency is YOUR FAULT because WE WON’T VOTE FOR HRC.” Like...it’s impressive how fucking arrogant and privileged some of these people are.

YES THANK YOU. Someone I went to high school with posted something on fb today tagged #NEVERHILLARY and I wanted to reach through my phone screen and stab him in the throat. And that was BEFORE these quotes hit the news.

It’ll be ok. Hilary is a master politician there is zero chance she’ll alienate Sanders supporters. After the nomination fight is over she will sit down with Sanders and make him a cabinet offer. In return he will endorse her and get his die hards to see that voting for her is also voting for him. He gets a cabinet…

I think polls show that most Democrats generally like Clinton and Sanders and would have no problem voting for either. And most Sanders supporters would certainly vote for Clinton if she wins the nomination. The loudest voices on the Internet just happen to be the stubborn ones, and they dominate the conversation.

No, this is why sitting out the election if/when Hillary gets the nomination makes you morally culpable for every action of this rabid lunatic if he gets power.

People should totally support their fave candidate in the primaries, that’s democracy in action - yet to let the other party win just because of sour grapes does not compute to the rational.