You know what’s even hyuuuuuuger?

His 401k tin can!

Monogrammed, if you will.

Trump: “BUTLER! Bring me my 24k tin can. Make it snappy!”

Uhhh... I mean, you don’t have to think it’s brave, but there’s nothing wrong with having this done to be on the safe side. Bad Melissa!

I saw photos of his apartment and nearly went bling blind.

gold plated fixtures have to be the tackiest looking shit EVAR

A tin can plated in 24k gold. The classiest tin can that money can buy.

I don’t know what this is, but I’ll give you twenty bucks if you’ll bring one to my house right this minute.

Goddamn it. I will never be as fabulous as Blue Ivy and I am an adult. It is so unfair. IT HAUNTS ME.

I’m not going to click the link to see if it’s related to a specific incident. I’m going to assume Hanks is being sued over fathering Chet on general principle.

Another reason why they’re a perfect match because “Stay with Me” is a ripoff of Tom Petty’s “I Won’t Back Down” (so much so that Petty was awarded song writing royalties).

I’ll pray for you. Or I would, if I were a praying woman.

I know you are just making a joke but it doesn’t really make sense. If this guy feels that he has been defamed, he is taking advantage of the relief the legal system offers him. I don’t see how filing a lawsuit in and of itself is “misusing the legal system.” Also, suggesting that any of the defendants have any…

Also there is no such thing as early April Fools’; you get April 1 and that is it.

I completely agree. It just further throws in our face how we have so few bright spots of that magnitude in pop culture that we can’t afford to risk one because it takes away so much and puts future accomplishments at risk. It’s a really vicious cycle that makes people excuse really horrible behavior. I can’t wait for…

I think if we had enough acknowledged by all of society, and not just us, to be choosy then it would be different. Beverly Johnson, said she didn’t come forward because “Black men have enough enemies out there already, they certainly don’t need someone like you, an African American with a familiar face and a famous…

I’m not sure if this has already been mentioned, but as a black woman I would just like to say that the divisiveness of the black community when it comes to Bill Cosby is exhausting. A lot of it is generational and along gender lines with most opposition rooted in misogyny - the reactions range from how this is a huge…

Yes, to acknowledging his place in cultural history; yes, to acknowledging his victims; but also yes, to how he tried to police how other African American male comedians should act... while absolutely failing at other moral and legal codes.

And that’s just the number of women who’ve come forward. We all know there are more survivors who are too afraid to come forward because of the media circus. We’ll never know exactly how many women Cosby abused during his career.

I remembered that museum is coming but it doesn’t surprise me, there is that other civil rights museum that’s in NC and they don’t have any mention of Malcolm X because that’s a negative. I found that simply hilarious when I went there and really lost respect for the whole thing.