You would think that any reasonable, non-racist person would be able to make an exception for executive orders and/or other federal intervention where the enslavement of human beings is concerned. “States’ rights” my ass.

The “reflexive” support is largely based on Kesha’s story being like thousands of others we’ve all heard- there’s more than enough to believe Luke is a phenomenal pile of shit. When someone is lying about rape or abuse, those stories ring differently and have a tendency to fall apart sooner or later. So far the only…

Good luck to the teacher trying to find the correct shooter in the middle of a clusterfuck of students during passing period.

Civilians with guns rarely if ever are able to stop mass shootings. The only ones I could find happened when the shooter was out of ammo, or when the gunman was done and fleeing the scene. There have been many shootings where civilians had guns and did not or could not intervene. It isn’t an actual thing that happens.…

How is this putting us in an awkward position. I'm truly sorry he went through such a horrific ordeal, but he's still an idiot for pressing for this nonsense line of reasoning. Is he advocating that teachers now need to be in the position of making life or death decisions in an already high pressure situation.…

As a teacher, I do not want to be forced to carry a gun. I’m not good under pressure and would probably be useless in that sort of situation, scary as it is to think about.

Do people not realize that if you give teachers guns, shooters will plan for this? What, are you going to do a “gun lotto” where no one knows who has a gun? I’m sure that’s also great. Pull names out of a hat to see who will be carrying the .44 today. And I won’t even get into trying to 1) realize that a shooting is…

I wonders if he remembers that there was an armed security at Columbine during the shooting. The guard did not stop it despite his gun. Amazing, huh?

I own one and it is the best thing ever for making poached eggs. I can’t poach an egg on the stovetop to save my life. I haven’t made any of the other recipes in the book, but that thing gets used every weekend in my house.

Thank god. Get a fucking skateboard, kids! You’ll get a bit of exercise, move a lot faster, and not look like a complete douche.

With a Stone Wave you can :)

They don’t hover. Stop calling them “hoverboards.”

You heard it here folks. Christianity: not great right now.

Republicans in Colorado try to get an amendment on the ballot every couple of years pushing for a fetal homicide statute. The last time it happened was in 2014 and they used a court of appeals case that held you can be charged with reckless driving causing death or injury if a fetus was lost to support their claim.…

I think I would have the smallest modicum of respect for these douches if they stopped pretending to apologize and just OWNED their terribleness, ya know?

Arnold Rampersad is an exceedingly gracious man and Rachel Dolezal continues to be a fuckin’ idiot.

It’s not Kesha who’s doing it. It’s EVERYONE ELSE who has seen what a fucking rape-apologizing money-hungry mega-douche Sony is.

Their smell is drugs, too. BAAAAAAAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZE.

I have so much cute aggression going on right now. I actually want to bite his chubby wubby cheekers (don't worry, parents, I won't actually do that to your equally chubby cheeked babies).

All babies are cute. It’s evolution’s way of making sure they survive through infancy.