I agree, but Nicki started it, and she probably knew it would start a Twitter fight. I know Farrah doesn’t have anything else to do with her spare time, but shouldn’t Nicki be making music or doing literally anything else? The more Nicki does this shit, the more side-eye I give her.

I’m right there with you. I guess knowing how gross he is just coats everything in a layer of inappropriate that I - an irreverent, sex-positive woman - can’t help but side-eye SO HARD.

LOL I was waiting for Leo to pretend to consider settling down for this Oscar.

The situation in Sweden is deserving of attention but this feature, Tweet Beat, is simply a collection of celebrity tweets, which is not necessarily the venue. A long form article would be more appropriate and - who knows - may be forthcoming.

Re: Terry’s baby shower- That shit is disgusting. I’d like to think I’m sex positive, but come the fuck on (zero puns intended!!!!!). Yeah, let’s talk about sex and shit, but can we separate that discussion from celebrating the imminent arrival of children? I’m not a huge fan of conventional baby showers myself. I…

So what? I was born dead

“Outrage is the comedian’s alchemy.”

Kendra, feel bad for me all you want. I’ll buy new friends.

As toolish as this is, I also feel weird about putting this up to make fun of. I’d rather ignore it. This isn’t Chet Haze. This is some guy whose learning disabled brother was railroaded and sent to life in prison. Maybe his rap is douchey and he’s a douche but I can’t necessarily make fun of the sentiment.

BRB, going to store NOW.

I feel like at this point they are thinking “let’s see if people will fall for something even dumber.” Next up? How to toss a salad.

Do you really want to know? (There are.)

I have been eating KitKats like this as long as I’ve been eating KitKats, and while I know it seems ridiculous, I really do enjoy it. I don’t do it to eat less, though, I just like the wafers by themselves. Also, I do frequently bite off the chocolate and then spit it out, but only because eating too much plain milk…

I don’t understand the world we live in.

Do you eat Fruit Loops or other multi-colored cereal one color at a time? Not that I do that or anything.

I thought this was common sense, too. What kind of goddamn filthy animal just chomps down on it? The same kind that allows food to touch on their plate, that’s who.

I like to eat papa johns pizza by first tearing off the crust. I take the inside bread part out of the crust and eat it. Then I roll the remaining flat crust inside out and dip it in the garlic sauce. Then I eat the cheese off. Then I separate the bottom bread layer from the soft saucy bread layer. I roll it and dip…

Because it is super fun? And it feels like you’re eating 4 candy bars for the price of one? Because the commercials tell you to?!

It’s an astonishingly simple and effective way to troll people IRL.

In the last five minutes she made ten thousand dollars.