I wish they would because Shonda will be sitting in a seat with the best “Who gonna check me boo” face they’ve ever seen. Get. That. Money. Shonda.

Good luck to her. She probably needs the support.

Richie Rich. Scrooge Mc Duck.

The Black Lesbians of Atlanta

Thank you.

JHC, clean the damn thing in the sink, then clean your sink with good old fashioned clorox aka bleach, and paper towel, then toss in the garbage, duh.

#WhitepeoplecrazyAF

Pusha T gots a rewrite to do...

“Hello Police. There’s this black woman walking around the neighborhood looking to buy drugs at the local drug house. Can you send the police out.”

‘Tis true! Had this discussion at work wherein three other Becky’s attested that all you do is open the meat package and start preparing it! One particularly uppity one sniffed that she got all her meat from a butcher so she didn’t have to wash it. That’s when I politely explained why I don’t eat potluck food!

Thank you. I do not understand why people are handing away to companies such private information as their DNA.

Yep.

Between this giving random company your DNA just to claim minuscule amounts of Blackness stuff and that whole letting delivery people into your house with a swipe card thing it does make you wonder if there’s something in the bottled water or avocado supplies...

Anita Baker is very offended by this comment. 

World’s First Mumble Singer, honestly. Braxton ain’t the only one:

I didnt try to run them over, I was just okay if somebody’s foot caught a radial tire.

No love for the Ol’ Dirty Bastard quote? Wu Tang is here forever!!! Mother******s!

Hear, hear.

Said no one to that man’s face

I would buy my home and auto insurance from Marshawn. You wanna know why? Because, dammit he would be there so we don’t get fined!