I’m so glad my name is androgynous. Years ago, I had a screenplay optioned, and spent three months corresponding with the producer and doing rewrites. Then he called me, and thought I was my own secretary. He was really startled, and said something about “well, now I know how you wrote such a strong female lead!” Sigh.

Yeah, having a white sounding name helps. And I think in order to get any job, you have to be able to put on your best White Person Voice during the interview process.

What I don’t get about any of these racist ass racist wypipo blow-ups is this;

worst teammate in the history of professional football

Calling TO the worst teammate in the history of football is a huge fucking stretch, my dude.

“Let’s just go arrest Trump for suspicion of incest.”

Great idea. I boycotted until the superbowl last year (Eagles are my team). Even with the win I don’t think I am coming back to watch NFL games.

Yup. Every single one of them. It’s not just an outdated reference to a single nyt recipe. Not just a dumb joke! It’s an astute and meaningful observation about race relations in the united states.

Drake reveals that Kanye is actually Rob kardashian in blackface.

The real Ye moved to South Africa with Mos Def in 2012 and is now a High School drama teacher.

All jokes aside, there needs to be a moment of thanks for the patience and sanity of the cop in this instance. He was able to calmly hear all sides of the issue and figure out based on the earlier reports and those he got with the interaction with Poolside Petty Patty what the correct course of action that was…

Peas in guacamole should be a felony.

Don’t try to understand crazy!

When that day comes, certain elements will be required in the course curriculum to achieve a Ph.D. in Wypipology, including:

This story does have everything, including apparently the one good cop in existence Max Siefert. The lengths they went to drum him out of law enforcement are impressive and it appears, automatic. Like an immune system  response except you know for evil.

They should let her press charges against the 2 guys. That sounds like false imprisonment and possibly a sex crime. Since he/they(?) were fired for doing it, it clearly wasn’t in the course of their actual duties.

RussBecky better keep Serena’s name outta her bitchass mouth AND pay her licensing/royalties for using her name to sell her book. It’s also a huge disservice to Serena to call that Mayo Sapien her arch nemesis. Hopped up on performance drugs for years but still couldn’t win shit? Mediocretina ain’t nobody’s rival,…

That was no shade. That was a total solar eclipse.

“Well, it’s been a while,” Sharapova agreed, “and I think a lot has happened in our lives for the both of us, in very different ways.”

That’s not all of the shade. Serena said she didn’t think it was right for players coming off of maternity leave to be unranked because it makes no distinction between the punitive measures handed out to those who are forced to sit out for doping. LOL!

Drake has always been a bitch. I mean someone has to say it and I guess that person is me today.