I’m so glad Malia is turning out to be a normal person. Do your thing, girl.

The whole series will make you angry & have you in tears.

I’ll never eat a candy bar the same after this ep

This show continues to take my emotions and tap dance all over them.

I’d be a diabetic if I drank those to deal with teh biddies.

and the crazy thing is that my family isn’t broke. We used to go to this restaurant when I was a kid for special occasions and I wanted a bit of nostalgia since my dad is slowly creeping up on his diagnosis+expected life time. And yes, two seconds after we left they were all “ooh we just had brunch at Fancy Place, and…

if you invite thaQueen out and you white - you paying! 400 years of oppression and I’m for damn sure not paying for my own Mojito

What you’re doing is good, though. You’re not the problem that “guests don’t pay” is trying to solve. You tell people up front what kind of event it is, how much money it will cost to go there, and then they can make a free choice about whether to go. What is really rude, by contrast, is inviting people who think they…

I took my mother, aunts, and father out to brunch for my father’s birthday. Actually, I invited my father and mother to brunch and my aunts invited themselves along. It was an expensive seafood brunch and they picked at their food and said that they wouldn’t have picked the place and looked askance at me when I drank…

all I heard was “That place is expensive!!” “Why can’t we go to Olive Garden or Red Lobster” “Why don’t we buy the Groceries and make a dinner”

Sweet baby Jesus, that’s amazing.

Brady may be the GoAT, but he’s freaking *weird*. I’m suspicious of any man who doesn’t eat potatoes.

...yeah, that’s weird.

I’m only here for the Patriots fans’ comments if this gets crossposted to Deadspin. It’s going to get messier than the comment section on an article that gently critiques Bernie Sanders.

Pro Tip: If you have a group of 6+ people, call ahead to the restaurant and ask if they’ll make a set prix fixe menu that is the SAME PRICE FOR EVERYONE. Not only does this let you skip bill/cost confusion, it also speeds up ordering time since there’s a smaller amount of options for people to chose from.

If you can…

If you can’t afford a party, don’t throw a fucking party.

This is quality shade.

I’d assumed that it was a note that said, “HELP” scrawled in blood.

JuneGirl!!! How’ve you been, sis? Hope this bish called winter isn’t doing the most at your end!