“Try me”

This.

Seeing that kind of fight in person made me think dudes are usually just fighting for show. Ladies are playing for keeps.

It’s always on my list.

I’m just brown, but this list immediately had me thinking about the need for the companion piece: “household items most likely to kill you.” My 4'11" abuelita swung a mean wooden ruler (with that metal strip on the one edge).

You go ahead or just Go ahead. You’ve tried it and there’s about to be apocalyptic failure.

Waves. How have you been?

My mom would say Salvadorean equivalent which is “buscame y me encontraras” which is ‘look for me and you’ll find me.” I in turn, would not go looking for her.

...or, alternatively, just slowly taking them off while the other person just keeps fucking talking.

How loud did you have to get, how many times did you clap, and did you actually hit someone afterwards?

And if it’s your mama, your auntie, or your grandmother, “you got one more GOOD time” or “keep on playing” is time to brace for an assassination attempt.

Lol, that makes no sense, but I can see some country person saying it. One of my favorites is: “Don’t write checks with yo mouth that yo ass can’t cash.”

I’d like to add two to the books;

Tears and the high voice, not gender specific, pick up your shit and just go. Just go!

9a. “Sweahfogawd.” 

That’s the telltale sign that the “catch a fade” card is in play.

X. “What the fuck you mean _____?”

“...you know what, fuckit...”

“Hold my shoes/purse/earrings...”

How did “Say it again” not make the list Corey???