Lawrence is a roller coaster. Some episodes I want to root for him, sometimes I can’t stand him. Trash-ish is a good way of putting it.

This is literally the worst take I’ve ever heard about anything in my entire life. It’s like Jason Whitlock and Umar Johnson had a baby, and named that baby Tomi Lahren. You are that baby.

She released a video of the baby too. My ovaries, they are stirring!

Damn, son! Not a chill to be found in this headline.

Honolulu Slim has a lot of faith in this country despite his treatment during his presidency.

She’d have looked amazing. But it probably wouldn’t match the “she’s just an ordinary, everyday girl who might marry a prince” angle they are pushing in the story.

Looks to me they must have used a very light hand! I like that her freckles and moles show through, and she’s not airbrushed within an inch of her life.

I can’t even deal with how beautiful she looks and I’m so glad they kept her freckles. Not that it’s a competition by any means, but I do find her much more attractive than Kate, but that’s also possibly because Meghan doesn’t have dead eyes.

I’m someone who buys make-up in the drug store aisle when they have a good sale on Wet-n-Wild (as in lip color $.99) so bear with me when I ask this question. Is she even wearing make-up on that cover? I see a little eye liner but wow, she’s beautiful.

Or the coworker with a gazillion types of diet restrictions. I’m not talking the legit ones, but the latest fad ones because they just can’t admit they’ve had an eating disorder since jr high school.

Because the less thirsty ones only start talking about it when they really start to show and by then there are only a couple of months to go.

...and then some.

My zaddy submissions, since you already got Oscar Isaac and Jason Momoa: Martin Sensmeier, Rodrigo Santoro, and Remy Hii.

No list of Zaddies is complete without JDM

He is pure sex. And so tall. *le sigh*

He also, by all accounts, has an adorable personality to match.

I recently discovered that most of my friends have no idea who Jason Momoa is. This was akin to them telling me they believe the earth is flat. All I could do was sputter and stare at them. And then show them a google image search, so they would no longer have to suffer in ignorance.

Oh sweet mercy, these eyes! That scar! The sly, coy looks. The hair! I’m a man, but I’m feeling super pregnant now.

The examples just served to confuse me, because it seems like they’re equally composed of dudes who I crush on and dudes whose appeal I do not understand.

My father would be proud of the greyfit that Justin Theroux is rocking.