I’m disappointed that that isn’t her real skin color

I would blow that photo up 4:3 mural size and hang her over my sofa. She is so mesmerizingly beautiful she looks like art. 

should he have ever had a time? 

so theres a town with a bar that serves a drink called the tuskeegee experiment AND has security asking for a Trayvon Martini....

Nah you aint being sensitive... BUT you should’ve cancelled the transaction took your shoes and told them to kiss every part of your ass including the nooks and crannys like a Thomas’ English Muffin.

You would think people would know better than to try you by now, huh?

the “yeah right” face has me DYING!!

No... your wrong.  just accept it.  

completely disagree. Have you ever had a friend tell a joke that was so bad it made you laugh? When you laugh did you playfully call that person stupid... an idiot.. maybe even an asshole? Have you witnessed other people do this?

Nonya!!!!!! my future baby mama’s mama!!!! 

This is Ta-Nehisi Coates. In this video he gives the simpliest reason for why white people should not be allowed to say this word. I suggest you view this. It will give you insight into why, Yes, it is wrong.

I just spit my coffee out onto my keyboard at work.... thanks. IT is on the way with a new one. 

Just googled ELFA closet and OMGEEEEEEE I think that is an aspirational life goal

Y’all just don’t give a damn about my job do y’all?  Because if yall did then you wouldn’t write something this fucking hilarious knowing i sit infront of my bosses office and have to look like i’m working.

I’m dead this entire post is a massacre!

“It was white men who built the western civilization, the civilization you so richly enjoy. One does not do that being emotionally weak”

look no further than the aforementioned Ms. Swift, Meghan McCain or any Kardashian.

also the ice tea squeezers with lemon flavored seltzer and vodka is life!!!! 

I’m bougie with hood rat tendencies. There is no place where this is reflected more than in my choice of beverage. I present to you the soda alternative for the person who can drink soda but loves soda but hates that swill call “diet” whatever your fav drink is. Watermelon Perrier and sugar free koolaid squeezer.

Soooo does this mean I have to get a ticket to Pittsburgh/D.C. and a hotel for the VIP VSB Book release/signing/Day Party/ Brunch Event/ End of Winter Early Spring Social?