lol!!!! love it

You sound like a future rapist just throw away your keyboard.

nah girl. It’s too warm for my blood right now.

Come on now man! You know how to talk to women because your “boys” have sisters and cousins that are off limits. You know.... those women that it has been made clear you are to treat with respect at all times or you will have your ass handed to you. You know...... The women that you make sure you don’t say anything…

man listen. if you reached adulthood and haven’t figured out how to approach a woman have a conversation and not come across as a freaking creep... just shut down the computer and I don’t even know what else.

So if your boss chewed you out right before the company (fill in the blank) and then you were told you hade to take a company photograph for the website you wouldn’t smile.

Hi Mike,

Nonya!!! My Internet bestie from way way back in the Discuss days! You always ready with the best gif’s. I upvote you with pride girl!!

I don’t agree with your response. so lets agree to disagree

When I spend the weekend with my best friend and her kids (my god kids) my 14 year old god son walks into the guest room whereI’m sleeping, in his boxers, first thing in the morning because we’re both early risers and checks if i’m awake then he crawls into the bed with me under the covers gives me a hug and a kiss…

You’re still blaming the mother. You are assuming that the mom was in the house while this was going on. Plus you are assuming that Jelani was walking around giving the creep vibe. Which is also blaming the mom because you are assuming that he gave the mom reasons to be leery and she still moved her kids in with him,…

Your welcome. Just because we don’t agree doesn’t mean I can’t end this conversation on a positive note.

“That room must’ve smelled like wide open a**.” and clam sauce

She from queens/long island if she if she is really about that life. Theres a Nissan Maxima/Honda Accord/Toyota Camry that is clean enough to eat off of packed with mesh tank top shiny belt buckled cousins on the 95 right now ready to handle that in a way that it don’t get back to her.

Best wishes to you and yours.

Jesus smites people who think turkey bacon is as good as regular bacon. That’s why they have to use so much cocoa butter on their ashy knuckles..... jussayin.

I may be a cornball in your opinion Mr. or Ms. Hall monitor, but you are hilarious! You are a bad joke people tell at weddings. You’re the joke that makes a room groan. You are the joke that birthed the Chrissy Tiegen in pain and embarassment for you meme.

Dearest Danskiiiiiiiiiiiii,

I went to a Junior high school where the neighboring high school would beat us up the first friday of the school year. My High School had metal detectors and a police precinct in the basement and it still didn’t stop the gangs from having a gang melee that was so big and bad it landed on the cover of the Daily News…

But she never mentions that she is of German descent as well.